Famous Crime Duo Busted By Media Reports

Reported By : Quek Yong Hock
Singapore 4 April 2005,


An adventurous crime acts which was set to go down as one of the greatest crime getaways of all time was brilliantly halted by the media crew who stopped 2 prominent members of a criminal group.

Ambrose "Lily" Shen, nicknamed as the Siow Ba Bin, for his pimpled and "roast pork" like shape and size, was captured live by a member of Channel News Asia before escaping with his partner in crime, *** for his never ending bids to entice cute pretty young girls in falling for his unknown charm.

It was close to 1pm on local time, when the robbers struck. At Kim Heng's oilfield barge, the two robbers' actual plans were to make away with just over 1500 tonnes of relief supplies meant for the vicitms of Nias Island Earthquake. However, their plans were twarted when Miss Chua Peh Yee, known as P2, tipped the media off of the duo's evildoings.

The media then swiftly came into action and shot the duo live on national television for a few seconds of footage, before the duo made their way out of the barge by running away. Plans to stop their escape was denied by the heavy rain. However the smell of roast meat led the undercover cop, Mr Quek Yong Hock, formerly known as the chairman of the higly established society, "QQ Lame Club", to the doors of Singapore Red Cross House.

Mr Quek, when interviewed, said, "
I do not know why they (referring to the criminal duo) would want to steal the supplies. Its as if they did not have any heart for the victims. But, to do such a crime in broad daylight is unacceptable. If i must add on, incredibily stupid."

P2 apparently belonged to the criminal group, but resigned when she knew of their plans to steal relief supplies. In return, she sold off the group when she told Channel News Asia about their plans.

The police is now increasing their vigilance for future attempts to steal by SBB and **. While on the alert, the police expects the public to be alert, including cute pretty xiao mei meis. They could strike anytime.

The duo are easily recognisable. SBB has a body structure of roast meat, nothing more said. ** apparently has a small beard and a pervetic pair of eyes.

Their criminal acts would not last long though, remarked Undercover Cop Mr Quek.

" I expect their next plundits to be on wednesday, early morning at a possible location such as the east side of Singapore. However, whatever plans they have, the media plays a big part in stopping them. "


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