H - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekly!!!!
issue#02/april26
published by hockproductions


foreWORD

Its the 2nd issue of H-WEEKLY and we have enjoyed a tremendous amount of support over the past few days. WE thank all our loyal servants. No, i mean our loyal supporters. We hope that you will continue to support our publications. We may charge a small nominal fee for reading this newspread, as H news is hard to get by. (I hear from my shanghai gays that they heard abt H!!!)

Brace yourself for ISSUE#2 of HWEEKLY!


h-LIFE

So this week, our team was hot on the track of H, who by chance is also our chief editor. It was an extremely busy week for him, hence the bonus issue that was promised over the weekend was never actually delivered.

H grabbed his chance on friday, when mokweiwei (mww) asked him if hes going to the dinner later. H put his good acting skills to good use here. We witnessed quite an amazing scene when he replied, "No, what dinner?"

Immediately, the boss sent the receptionist to H's desk and cordially invite him to dinner later.
Being the gentleman that he is, H accepted the late offer. It was a great night, as our production team sneaked into the dinner. It was a grand al fresco affair at a restaurant at outram(we were so drunk that we couldn remember the name). It was quite a lavish event, if you count free flow red and white wine, more than 5 individual waiters serving you, buffet spread european cuisine, and a crowd that included the industry people ;

the founder of singapore architecture - we cant rmb the name either.
william lim , architects, ura, blah. After dinner, H had a ride back home by his colleague who lives at bedok north too. weekend was back at work for H, and over the next few days, H had lunch with his usual lunching partner on monday blues, yc, and also lunch with his colleagues for 3 days straight.

It was such a busy week that H was not able to attend link camp meeting. The week ended off today, as we found out that H was going to receive his pay tomorrow, which is going to INCLUDE claims and OT. (that essential means he is going to treat the production crew a dinner.)

This is the end of a very special, abeit busy week for H, and we hope you enjoyed the juicy chunks of H NEWS!


Reported by:
the cute wonder "hockie"


mood-FORECAST

This week's mood:
Pleasant, with storms occuring over some periods.

Next week's mood:
Its time for a celebration, as the sky is going to clear.

Reported by:
the one hit one kill "ah-hock"


h-RECOMMENDS

This week is a "busted week". You will see what i mean when i talk about it in the review. Busted is our band of the week with their pop rock music and catchy lyrics.

Busted - YEAR 3000


Busted - That's what i go to school for



Busted - Thunderbirds are go



Busted - Air hostess




Why BUSTED? infectious lyrics, funny and creative music videos, enough said, watch the videos and enjoy them for yourselves. (they split up in 2005 and its pretty old music though)

Reported by:
the only one "-y h-"


afterWORD

It has been a thrill to ride through this week of H weekly with you guys. (yes im pointing to the crew, and of course my loyal followers.)

We look to bring you more entertainment, and possibly tickle a funny bone in your spine, or maybe 2. We are also open to any suggestions and ideas that can improve our article. That is of course to be received by hockie, read by ah-hock, vetted by -y h-, suggested by our special correspondent who has yet to write an article, and finally to be approved by H myself.

We cannot guarantee that 100% of the comments will be approved, but i promise at least a 1%.

Until then, we will be hoping for a bonus issue over the weekend, which is going to be filled with graphics (we hope.)

BYE.

The newspread that does(not) live up to its promise,
H
Chief editior